Bagpipe Barney February 23, 2016 happy happy artist BWAAAAP! BWEEEERP! MRAAAAAAAHHHHH! At least that's what Lauren thinks it would sound like if SHE played the bagpipes. Luckily, Bagpipe Barney from The Old Maid card game is a much better musician than her!See the rest of the Old Maid cards here.